Written by Passion Vine House

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Topics: The Spoof

Saturday, 20 October 2007

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One Rocks, One Blows, One Sucks.

In an effort to get maximum points for a story on TheSpoof.com a writer has hired a statistician to do a detailed study of previous 'winners'.

The writer spoke under conditions of anonymity, but I am willing to share some of my results here but not all. The study was completed over a month and only the top point getting writers were considered.

At no time did Queen Mudder reference Hannah Montana but she did write about Britney Spears and she seems to have a thing for Madonna.

Jalapenoman has written about Madonna as much as anyone but where he scores major points is by his constant use of the bare boobie and naked girls photos.

Carina-eta is an obvious nom de plume for Victoria Beckham so she had to be disqualified. Jesus Budda may well need help and I am not sure what Tess Tickles.

However, when all the writings were fed into the computer there was no disputing the findings. A writer who wants to score big points should be aware that Hannah Montana rocks, Britney Spears sucks and Madonna blows.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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