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Saturday, 20 October 2007

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711, Pakistan (IP) - The Taliban proved how brave they are by trying to bomb the female Pakistani prime minister.

Taliban spokesman, Moe Itscool Abdul, stated that to prove one's bravery and courage one must attack what he fears most and in his world that is women and children.

He privately told us that he doubts the story about going to heaven with all of those virgins and that there is nothing he enjoys more than pork chops but that is a whole other story.

The terror people who tried to bomb the prime minister do not seem able to get anything right and are really just a bunch of clumsy warrior want-to-bees according to Osama Bin Laden who met with one of our reporters at an underground Pakistani night club where he got sloshed on vodka drinks.

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