Written by Ivana May Q. Laff

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Topics: Cannabis, Ferry

Thursday, 18 October 2007

Ferry workers are getting ready for the hardship of having to hide their pot-smoking from view, after the T.S.B. has made the recommendation that active crewmembers not smoke pot while on the job.

"It's not fair, we feel our rights as spiritual seafarers are being trampled upon by people who don't even know just how good our pot really is!", says crewman I.M.Stonedallthetime. "The potato chip and soda industries are going to suffer!"

When asked about the sinking of the Queen of the North, he said "So one little sinking, big deal! Don't get your shirt tied in a knot!"

He then put his iPod back on and sparked up a fattie, but made sure to stand partially behind a pillar, so he could avoid the probing eyes of the people waiting to get on the ferry.

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