President Pervez Musharraf and little brother Brian, are in the sh*thouse once again as Bennazir Bhutto is ready to walk back in to both of their kerrazeee lives.
"She's not welcome here", said Musharif yesterday, "i won this country fair and square".
Army and police blockades have been set up at all major roads and airports to block the re-entrance of Bhutto and in the most dramatic move, Musharraf has banned vagina's from public display which is seen as a means to preventing the exiled leader from seeking re-election.
Musharraf overthrew the prevous government in a miliatray coup which he described as "friendly" and "relaxed". Since than he and his dim-witted brother have been dressing up in military garb and parading through the streets at night, tapping on the windows and knocking on the doors in their night gowns looking for pretty ladies to wine and dine. But he has sacrificed his manly indulgences in order to stay in power, forcing the nations women into hiding.
"This is another example of what a d*ckhead Musharif is", said Bhutto today, "showing ones vagina is a national pasttime in my country. If you've got it flaunt it, is my dictum. My country need to see my vagina. This ban is wrong!".
Brian Musharraf responded by saying that he will consider Miss Bhutto's ideas but he doubted his brother would be willing to change his mind. "Pervez will sacrifice wining and dining with the laydees so that he keeps his power. It's for the good of our people. Bhutto may return in 50 years or when she grows a penis ", said Brian.
The US and the mighty Domenican Republic have backed Bhutto's stance, calling for Musharraf to stop being a goon and let the ladies do their thang.We will have to wait and see what happens over the coming days and weeks.