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Monday, 15 October 2007

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Suckmyaura, Turkey (IP) - Turkey has mounted an Iraq attack from the rear and has been helped by Greece. Greece is supplying lubricants for the attack.

The attack was precipitated by bad humor on the part of a Kurdish comedian doing stand up comedy in a Kurdish comedy club.

The comedian offended the very sensitive Turkish pride by telling jokes like: Question- How do you separate the men from the real men in Turkey ? Answer- With a crow bar. And another joke he told was: Q- Why did the Turkish boy run away from home ? A- He did not like the way his daddy reared him. And also: Q- Why don't Turkish women breast feed their babies ? A- Because it hurts too much when they have to boil the nipple.

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