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Topics: Asylum, Costa Rica

Saturday, 13 October 2007

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San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - Costa Rica has decided to issue political asylum to US politicians guilty of war crimes and corruption.

Politicians who agree to be sheltered by the paradise country first have to agree to share their wealth with the Costa Rican people by depositing millions into Costa Rican banks. Costa Rica has long allowed Americans with outside sources of income like pensions to become permanent residents of the country.

George Bush told reporters he is not sure yet whether he will retire to Cost Rica or Iraq. Bush was already part of a billionaire oil family and has become even wealthier thanks to billions of dollars missing in Iraq which was scooped up by his agents taking advantage of the chaotic conditions in that war torn country.

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