Al "Boring Git" Gore was the joint winner of the Nobel Peace Prize today at the awards ceremony in Norway.
Collecting the award from the lead singer of '80s pop act A-Ha, Gore waffled on for a bit about global warming and stuff before flashing his ass for the cameras - much to wife Tippers excited glee.
The once presidential loser was given the prestigious poxy prize in recognition for hsi self promotion and hand shaking abilities.
"I hope that I win more shiny things", said Gore at the after show press conference, "I'm a greedy b*stard. F*ck you all, motherf*ckers.Now I've got this(the Nobel award) and my Oscar.".
Gore spent numerous years as the "go-to" guy for Bill Clinton, regularly ordering in pizza and hookers for late night White House rendezvous.
The Nobel Peace Prize has been given to many famous figures such as Mother Teresa of Calcutta for her work grooming Indian male prostitutes and Genghis Khan for inter-Asia relations. Gore has joined this glorious list and intends to win another next year.
"I'm going to use my prize money to buy a massive monster truck and travel across Africa with Bono and Leo DiCaprio on my lap. Now if that don't win me another of these babies then I sure as heck don't know what will!" Smirked Gore, "and that's the Inconvenient Truth, motherf*ckers!"