Written by Passion Vine House
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Topics: China, Walmart, Execution

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

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China has bowed to pressure from Wal-Mart and executed number 24. The unprecedented action taken by the Chinese authorities has brought down world wide condemnation on the communist state.

G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America and Leader of the Free World, said "This is just awful and I'll have more to say when my speech writers get here".

Nicolas Sarkozy, President of the Republic of France and Leader of the Free World (European version) in a written statement to the UN said France would not stand by while China committed such atrocities.

Meanwhile Benedict 16, Pope and Leader of the Free World(Catholic version), spoke with a trembling voice in broken English. "Scheisse man, why did they kill the poor bastard? Was he Jewish?"

The Secretary General of the UN, Ban Ki moon has called for an emergency meeting of the General Assembly in an attempt to prevent further bloodshed. It is thought that China will not attend the meeting and appears to be standing firm on it's decree '....any checker who passes an item that has to be recalled later is subject to execution'.

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