NEW YORK -- Much of the nation and certainly most of the employees of KFC are in a state of shock after learning that Iranian spies stole the Colonel's secret recipe.
On Saturday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed his country, and the world, stating that Iranian intelligence officials stole the secret recipe from an understaffed KFC in Queens during his recent visit to New York. Iranian scientists are now at work on a top secret chicken bomb that could be hidden in a backpack and detonated anywhere in the world.
Ahmadinejad said the chicken bomb technology is the the same technology that has been destroying the stomachs of American infidels for years but Iranian scientists will take the potent mixture of eleven herbs and spices and magnify the chicken bomb effects by several thousand times, to create what experts have already dubbed the "dirty chicken bomb". It is his firm belief that it will be, without a doubt, far more dangerous and potentially lethal than the already existing Mashed Potato Bowl.
The White House could not be reached for comment but insiders say now that Iran has the chicken bomb, it is likely the U.S. will not need much more justification for going to war with Iran.