Written by Lance Boil
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Topics: Global Warming

Saturday, 29 September 2007

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"One More Fuming Fart Of Poison."

The USA is spearheading a new lobby in support of action against climate change. European nations such as Germany and Britain have backed these initiatives, after delegates allegedly 'looked at a globe.'

"The politicians were shocked," A spokesman said, "The entire of Russia seemed to be parched a vivid red colour, and Africa was practically purple."

European leaders were apparently pleased to see that their continent remained a light green, but they supported a shocked George Bush, who found that his nation had been fried into a particularly vile shade of yellow.

"We're becoming extremely suspicious about this Sun character," A spokesman said.

Arch-Vice-President Dick Cheney said that what the world needed was 'a cool flow of oil to soothe it.'

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