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Wednesday, 17 March 2004

image for She says nay..and he says YAY!
Nellie... diguised leaving court on Monday

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Sometimes we at The Spoof happen upon the quirkiest of news events ,some might say 'bordering on the far-fetched'.
Here is one such news event.
The story begins with a ,how should we say a 'stranger type of human',with even stranger sexual proclivities who fell in 'love' with his neighbors horse.

Now sometime through the night of March the 15th the owners of 'Nellie' a 3 y.o. mare heard strange noises coming from their barn,on investigating they found 29 y.o.Rocky Balboa in the midst of 'passion' with 'Nellie'.
Prying the two apart was apparently no easy feat as Rocky had a firm grip on Nellies nether regions.

Anyway a court battle proceeded,in court Rocky's council the 'Honourable Mr Gimme Lotsadoh' claimed that Nellie had consented.
Lotsadoh on calling Rocky (or The Italian Stallion as he likes to be called)to the stand directed him to tell his side of the alleged attack.
Rocky began by saying that he in fact asked Nellie if she minded being french kissed,to which Nellie allegedly relied 'Nay'.
Rocky then proceeded to ask Nellie if she minded him touching her "down there' to which Nellie answered again 'Nay'.
It appears that Rocky overwhelmed with lust asked the final question "mind if I mount you " to which once more Nellie answered 'Nay'.

Council for the prosecution the Honourable Iwan Moredough claimed that in fact these were not answers but merely horse 'talk' or noises.

In deliberation the jury found 'The Italian Stallion' not guilty of assault, but guilty of a lesser charge of 'of not being very smart ,but being able to lift heavy things'

Honourable Judge Ive Binsnoozing sentenced Rocky to 100 hours public service and added that he could have taken Nellie to a nice resturaunt and given her some flowers,or at the least called her the morning after.
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