A White House spokesperson has confirmed that US President George Bush will be taking a break from the Presidency to attend rehab for stupidity.
According to the spokesperson, Mr Bush,61, will attend the "GetSmart" rehab unit in his native Texas. The statement reads as follows;
"It is with deep regret that we announce that President George W. Bush will be no longer attending to his Presidential duties. This is because of his addiction to stupid decisions. He himself feels that it would be best if he attends this center. He will be attending rehab for the foreseeable future. Thank you. We have no further comment to make"
Mr. I. Que, the director of GetSmart, says he will be delighted to work with Mr Bush. "My clients include Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, to name but a few", Mr Que said happily.
Experts are certain that Mr Bush will gain IQ points and he should be back in office in time for the next elections.