Gremlins and Mogwais, the strange but adorable movie animations were proved a reality in Tokyo on Sunday 14th March 2004 when a Gremlin and a Mogwai, each approximately 100ft tall, entered the city from the direction of Mt. Fuji. We have reason to believe that these oversized movie titans may have come to the city in search of popcorn, the Snow White movie, guns and water, after seeing the devastating destruction on various cinemas, gun shops and a local water works. The Japanese armed forces are currently doing all they can to take down the Mogwai and especially the Gremlin before they trample or consume any more innocent people and more importantly discover the Pacific Ocean because if this happens, the world will be overrun by titan Gremlins and Mogwais. Japan has requested help from the UN to remove these mega-movie-monsters and to give Godzilla back the occupation of "Local Citywrecker" which is rightfully his, after he was so upsettingly booted up the rear and back into the ocean from whence he came by the giant Gremlin. Unfortunately, no further information can be given at this time.
Tuesday, 16 March 2004
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