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Monday, 24 September 2007

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The Contraversial Beckham Portrait Sans Breasts

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).

The life size portrait of Victoria shopping in a lime green dress, fashionable black leggings from her own range and her trademark black shades has caused outrage in the Beckham household with Victoria reportedly slamming 2 aides against a wall after seeing the picture.

A source told reporters that Victoria is incensed that the portrait doesn't show off her newly enhanced breasts. After recent surgery Victoria's breasts are now positioned conveniently on her back to avoid strafing from large designer bags.

David Beckham was said to be very impressed with the quality of the portrait, but has become increasingly dissatisfied since Victoria attempted to separate him from his legendary "golden balls" with a 12 inch stiletto after seeing the picture.

The artist, legendary (mime) artist Marcel Marceau, hasn't been seen recently and is believed to be in hiding.

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