International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandruff.
"Unfortunately, the suspect decided to have a haircut," Said Police Constable Albert Holt, "The hairdresser was later found gibbering and shaking in the salon, introducing himself to officers as 'Mike, the mad moose.'"
The hair, still scattered on the floor, was sent for testing, and was proven to contain high quantities of the drug, crystalline tropane alkaloid, known to friends as "Charlie."
"We are sorry to all concerned that this man was not detained sooner," Said the chief of airport security in a statement today, "One officer did recommend that the suspect use a knew shampoo, but the interview did not continue further."
Police are still searching for a women who is allegedly dealing morphine while posing as a doctor.