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Thursday, 20 September 2007

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No, they are not Dave's balls

Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electrician to work in a meat factory.

"It's a tough job", admits Dave, "but I love the work and the hours are good".

"A good friend of mine, a midget called Billy, recommended I take up the position, so I did. Best thing I've ever done", Dave beamed.

Although things have not gone quite as smoothly as Dave would have liked.

"Thats true", admits Dave, "I had a couple of close calls working around the mincing machines. Came very close to having an inch or three lopped off my knob".

The meat factory has a poor history of accident prevention and Dave knows this.

"Thats why we're paid so well. But I try not to worry too much. I can afford to lose a foot or two from my penis without too much hassle", he dryly commented.

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