Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electrician to work in a meat factory.
"It's a tough job", admits Dave, "but I love the work and the hours are good".
"A good friend of mine, a midget called Billy, recommended I take up the position, so I did. Best thing I've ever done", Dave beamed.
Although things have not gone quite as smoothly as Dave would have liked.
"Thats true", admits Dave, "I had a couple of close calls working around the mincing machines. Came very close to having an inch or three lopped off my knob".
The meat factory has a poor history of accident prevention and Dave knows this.
"Thats why we're paid so well. But I try not to worry too much. I can afford to lose a foot or two from my penis without too much hassle", he dryly commented.