Anaheim Calif, Disney Land - Pluto blew a cog after being assaulted in the family jewels by a youngster yesterday morning. Pluto chased the youth around and around a fountain after losing his cool. This just goes to show even cartoons can only take so much before going all Pluto gone wild.
Details are a bit illusive at this time being that Disney Land is a closed society and has obviously told Pluto not to bark a word of what happened. The parents of the brat were not available for comment either after their lawyer gagged them too.
Now really, one can understand Pluto's rage after getting kicked in the crotch but you have to take into consideration that kids have been watching cartoon all their short lives.
What do cartoons teach us? If you cut a cat in half, you get two cats. Also if you fall off a Grand Canyon type cliff you make a puff of smoke when you hit then you're back to chasing the Road Runner. Not only that but if you cut out the floorboard of your car you can move the car down the road with your feet. In addition, beavers make great power saws.
Can you really blame the child after these vivid examples? I'm sure he thought after kicking Pluto he'd hear a bell, some funny noises then there would be little birds flying around Pluto's head.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert