Written by Agent Anonymous
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Topics: opera, Pavarotti

Monday, 15 March 2004

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Pavarotti's torrid yet digestable incident.

Luciano Pavarotti, one of the world's most adored opera singers, recently ended his own enormous appetite by consuming one of the world's most adored structures, killing over 1,000 in doing so.
It is rumored that inside the belly of this opera-singing-King-Kong-wannabe that the screams of some of those he has eaten can sometimes be heard, usually after having an ape-strength case of heartburn. As he is retiring soon the government believes that they can prep him for surgery to extract those poor people trapped inside the belly of the beast. I will now present some interviews:-

  • "Dat boob gone eaten mah puppydog, dag-nabbit!" Reports a mentally disturbed Slack-Jawed Yokel.
  • "Aye, he's onny gone an' ate mi lad Hamish!" Reports a distraught Scottish Laird.
  • "Yeeeahhh, an' ee gone bombed ma pot stash an all, da Babylon!" Reports a half-high Rastafarian.

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