Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - God hates the Town of Peru. First he sent an earthquake and now a smelly meteorite. (What more proof do you folks need?)
The first hint of trouble appeared at the Vatican. A great map mounted on the wall there started to blink the usual red light warning in the vicinity of the Town of Peru. As usual the monitor person did nothing. He knew it was God's will and interference would be contrary to the laws of doom and gloom. The Spoof.com reporters just happened to be peaking through the Vatican windows when the initial warning went off.
This week the warning lights lit up again. Who could imagine that a small planetoid overpopulated with smelly little people was on a collision course with the South American Town of Peru? Who would have believed it?