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Tuesday, 18 September 2007

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Doctors consider whether to implant a brain too while they have Paris sedated

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.

"Although an intensely private person, Paris would like to let the world know that she has not been satisfied with her vagina and has been considering changing it for a penis for quite a number of days", said Lingus from a portable loudspeaker, "She hopes the world will respect her decision adn support her through these difficult times".

Hilton is reported to have checked herself into the clinic yesterday afternoon after partying the night before at porn star Ron Jeremy's house. The clinic has performed many such operations on other famous Hollywood and International celebrities. Orlando Gloop allegedly was given a 2 inch penis before embarking on the yoga-tastic Pilates of The Carribean trilogy of movies.

The media looks forward to seeing Hilton's new penis once she is released.

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