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Monday, 17 September 2007

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Sarkozy Discussing 'Cock' Charges

In a shock move today, Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, labelled the French leader Sarkozy a 'git.'

"It took us a while to realise," Added Ahmadinejad, "But he really is a cock isn't he."

The French appeared to be stunned by these claims, with Sarkozy allegedly heading straight to the government for a sulk. Meanwhile, Bernard Kouchner, the French foreign minister, hit back at these allegations, declaring in a written statement that Ahmadinejad was, "A nasty lying bastard."

The White House appeared indecisive, claiming that both sides were 'stoopid', but Gordon Brown supported the French, stating that Ahmadinejad, "Really is a twazzock."

Former Foreign Minister Jack Straw has challenged Brown's reaction, suggesting that, "He should have really gone right up into that Ahmadinejad's face and made some very forthright allegations about the weight of his mother."

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