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Topics: Gay, Penis, God, Satan, magazines

Monday, 17 September 2007

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Satan has challenged creator of the universe and everything that exists, God, to reveal the true size of his man-hood.

"He boasts about being the father of everyone and everything", said Satan on a Wisconsin Radio Station last night, "which to me suggests that he would need to have an enormous weiner. But where's the evidence?".

"It makes logical sense that someone who says they are so promiscuous that they create everything, must have a massive penis. So where is it? I've never seen it in any of the pictures", challenged Satan.

God's agent, Billy Bastard, spoke on behalf of the big guy: "We will not enter into a discussion on the size of Mr God's penis at this stage but needless to say that Mr God is very proud of his manhood. Mr Satan is just a jealous, bitter little man with a tiny pee pee. No further comment".

It is rumored that God may appear in a full color spread of Gay magazine "Yowzer!" next month and that this has been a publicity stunt organized by Satan and God.
Yowzer! magazine editor Mr Devil denies the claims.

"Thats bullsh*t. And you can print that", said Mr Devil, who is Satan's first cousin.

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