After years of struggling to deal with complex documents of state and struggling to string a sentence together in important speeches US president George Bush has decided to finally complete his high school education as a part time mature student.
Bush will attend the Thomas Jefferson Junior high school in Widlybing Idaho for 3 days every week joining a class of 12 year old students.
When asked about the prospect of finally graduating high school George Bush was enthusiastic: "Sure its gonna be hard, especially with subjects like physicality, Chemistrality and all the other scientological subjects, but hell I'm the president ain't I, and I deserve a good ejimication?"
He continued "I'm really lookin to erm work on erm you know, erm aahh, erm.... numbers, yeah erm...and im gonna make sure they learn me good to write, and sign my name an everythin. At least I have a date for the prom"
Condoleezza Rice expressed her admiration for the president in taking this bold step and was keen to express her support: "We fully believe the president is doing the right thing, just at the time when the problems around the world have all settled down, I am looking forward to have him read one of my state reports all by himself."
It is thought that the president will be able to construct sentences within days.