Genius and author, Professor Steven Hawking has just released a brilliant new Sex Help book which has shot straight to the number one position in the book charts.
"Get Your Groove On: By Stud Professor", features pages of helpful hints and is littered with erotic color images of the Professor in various Kamasutra-like positions.
"I call it Hawkasutra", said Hawkings from his speak=and-spell machine, "it's a revolutionary technique to spice up your love life. It's surprising to many how flexible I can be - especially when I am in my sports wheelchair".
Chapters entitled "Turning Her On" and "Baby One More Time" leave very little to the imagination.
"I have quite the reputation as a hot babe magnet", said Hawking, "Maybe it's the chair but hot student babes are hitting on me all the time. They all know when Professor Stud is in town".
Asked to give us his top lover tip, Hawking obliged.
"Talk real sexy to her. Hook yourself up to a computer and use Microsoft Agent to really turn her on".
The Professors book is available in all good stores and some bad ones too.