Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - A Western World reporter was invited by Al Qaeda to visit Bin Ladin and conduct an exclusive interview at Bin Laden's chic suburban get-away located at Westerly Hills Country Club estates a mere 15 minute drive from the glittering, gambling paradise of down town Las Vegas.
As we approached his home the first thing that caught our attention was the silvery blue TMW sports car, "the Insurgency 2007", built by Talivan Motor Werks along the Afghanistan-Pakistan boder. The sleek sports car is the product of an Afghanistani and Pakistani auto industry related corporate merger.
The first thing the reporter asks Bin Ladin is, "how did you get through all of the security at our borders?", Bin Ladin laughed and asked, "What security? I just shave my beard and dress like a Canadian and I get in and out of airports with no problems. The security apparatus is too busy searching grandmas and blond haired babies to pay any attention to little ole me".
Bin Laden is watching the DVD run TV set in front of him while he holds a Les Paul guitar. He is watching a Joe Walsh guitar instructional DVD and is having trouble with the slide guitar parts. There are empty beer bottles all over the house and the ash trays are full. It smells like the morning after in Bar room. The next question by the reporter is cut short, as the reporter begins to ask, "Why did you do i..."
Suddenly the front doors to his home are broken down by agents from homeland security.
Bin Laden said, "You know, guys, I actually feel a sense of relief at having been caught. How did you find me?"
The officer stated, "we tracked you through your betting on the ponies and also the escort service thing."
Update, weeks later : Bin Ladin was tried and found guilty. They had to release him. Without him there would be no bogey man and funding for the military industrial complex needs to be maintained.