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Topics: Osama Bin Laden

Tuesday, 11 September 2007

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Do as I say (Not as I do)

Yawn City, Pakistan (IP) - An interview with Bin Laden reveals he is very anxious for others to become martyrs but has conveniently kept himself off the dead people's list. He is special.

He is just one more in a long line of agent provocateurs who love life too much themselves and are not willing to give it up. People like that do not like to get their hands dirty.

Bin Laden admits there there may be something to the belief that once you are dead that the lights go out for good and that's all she wrote. There is a good probability that there are NO virgins on the other side.

Others hold the belief that if you kill people in the here and now that hell awaits you in the here after. And what if these folks have chosen the wrong religion? If there are 250 religions then there are 249 ways to go to hell.

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