Written by david alsatian
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Monday, 10 September 2007

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OSAMA BIN LADEN has taunted George W Bush by sending him a 'Happy Anniversary' card - six years on from the day he became America's public enemy No.1.

The Al Qaeda kingpin infuriated the US administration last week by issuing a video that roughly translated as 'na nana na na'. It was broadcast across the world, although the grand finale - a song and dance number of the 1950s hit The Wanderer - was edited out.

Now he has stuck another two fingers up at Bush by sending a card straight to the president's White House office.

It read: "Six years on and you still haven't caught me you clueless, monkey-heided eejit.

"Syphillis will finish me off before your boys smoke me out. Happy hunting. Your pal Osama."

He then added a postscript that said: "To show there are no hard feelings, I didn't put any anthrax on the envelope."

White House insiders believe the card is genuine, even though the postmark came from Scottish seaside town Troon.

A spokesman said: "There's a strong Al Qaeda presence in Troon. They run all the tea-rooms - it's a great money laundering scheme."

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