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Monday, 10 September 2007

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Ex-PM Sharif keeps flying to Pakistan and getting deported - can you help him?

The former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif claims he is repeating the same day over and over again in an endless loop.

"Every morning, I get on a plane to Pakistan, where I am arrested and then deported. I fall asleep on the plane going back, then the next morning begins with me getting back on a plane to Pakistan. It is beginning to piss me off.

"This has happened countless times. I have tried not getting on the plane, or pretending to be someone else, or committing the crime of air rage, but nothing works. The following day, the routine starts again, with only slight changes, and nobody else remembers. I am turning to theSpoof! as my final alternative."

Groundhog Day was a 1993 comedy film, starring Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell, in which Murray's character kept repeating the same day, causing him to re-examine his life. It is only when he changes and becomes completely unselfish that he breaks out of the endless loop.

Sharif was ousted in a military coup by President Pervert Musharraf in 1999, who recently said that Pakistani women cry "rape" to get green cards to go to America. Sharif was accused of corruption, crimes which have never been proved.

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The former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif claims he is repeating the same day over and over again in an endless loop.

"Every morning, I get on a plane to Pakistan, where I am arrested and then deported. I fall asleep on the plane going back, then the next morning begins with me getting back on a plane to Pakistan. It is beginning to piss me off.

"This has happened countless times. I have tried not getting on the plane, or pretending to be someone else, or committing the crime of air rage, or contacting theSpoof! website, but nothing works. The following day, the routine starts again, with minor alterations, and nobody else remembers. I am turning to theSpoof! once again."

Groundhog Day was a 1993 comedy film, starring Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell, in which Murray's character kept repeating the same day, causing him to re-examine his life. It is only when he changes and becomes completely unselfish that he breaks out of the endless loop.

Sharif was ousted in a military coup by President Pervert Musharraf in 1999, who recently said that Pakistani women cry "rape" to get green cards to go to America. Sharif was accused of corruption, crimes which have never been proved.

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