Written by Mike Roch

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Topics: Drugs, abuse

Friday, 12 March 2004

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'caww i hope thsi photo shoot ends, i am dyin for a dube'

A report today has shown that constant drugs abuse is becoming problem
The report tells how people who are on drugs feel upset when the drugs are abused, by 'non-stoners' looking to spoil there fun.
Head of the investigation a student from a university, A. Stona said,
' When people are abusin da herb an other substaninsisiz, it hurts. We dont call for their dirnsk of tea to be banned and say dey is delinquents for drinkin it'
Prince Harry is said to have supported the report saying drugs abuse is 'never good'.
The report is said to have been aproved by young people up an down the country who now try drugs like the adults drink tea.

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