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Sunday, 9 September 2007

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A picture of Craig's Teapot craft and lifeboat tea cup

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.

"It was exhilarating", said Craig, "but I shan't be doing it again".

Craig, an avid tea drinker, came upon the idea from adventurer Steve Fossett.

"Steve and I met on one or two occasions and we discussed the possibility of mounting an expedition to The Lost World", said the Blond Bond, "it never happened but I dedicate my achievement to Steve, where ever he is. My prayers are with you, big boy".

The Guinness Book of Records noted that he achieved the feat in 168 days and discovered a new island nation of pygmies as a bonus.

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