Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles "a truck backing up".
Local resident Daryl Oates described the sound he heard coming from your mom, "It was definitely a constant beep, beep, beep, sort of sound, When I first heard it I turned around expecting to see a large semi truck instead I saw your mom. Yo Momma so Fat!"
When reached for further comment Oates said, "You know I got Jokes!"
This makes the latest in a series of reports in regards to your Mom.
Last week it was revealed that Your Mother was so Dark that when she went to her night school class the teacher marked her absent. In addition Your mother has previously been reported by eyewitnesses as being so greasy, that she actually used bacon as a band aid.
Officials were unable to determine what injury the band aid was used for or what brand of bacon it was.