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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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Quito the Clown in happier times

Scarlett Johannson amazed funeral goers with a unique interpretation of "The Final Countdown" by 80's Euro poodle rockers "Europe".

The sausage-lipped beauty was attending the funeral of 1940's South American children's entertainer "Quito the Clown" in La Paz, Bolivia.

Shapely Scarlett, bedecked in a figure hugging red gown and 8 inch heels,announced how happy she was to be attending Quito's "birthday" before being informed that the great man was lying before her in an open casket.

But party girl Scarlett, who counts President Mushariff of Pakistan as a former lover,was never going to let a little death sour the moment as she launched into a full bellied performance of "The Macarana", complete with hip swiveling dance moves.

"I don't know who she is. What is she doing here?", trembled Quito's 86 year old widow, "make her go away".

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