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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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Kim Jong Il, relaxing at his ranch

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has paid a visit to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il's sprawling West Virginian ranch.

The Korean Dictator wants to put forward a more gentle side to the western media and requested a meeting with the billionaire tycoon. Sources close to Winfrey say that the two share a common love of antique furniture and sadistic torture.

Winfrey was supposedly given a guided tour of Kim's deluxe underground secret military base located beneath the 86 acre ranch.

Oprah has in the past expressed interest in developing a nuclear weapons program but has denied attempting to buy a device from North Korea.

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