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Sunday, 2 September 2007

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Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.

The two discussed both domestic and foreign policies and enjoyed a casual stroll in a nearby park.
"Mister Mugabe is a splendid man", barked Loki, "he is in no way a demented tyrant hell bent on evil".

The day went almost without a hitch if it wasn't for the awkward moment where Mickey pissed on Mugabe's leg.

But all in all the occasion went to schedule and proved a triumph as the dogs first foreign foray.

"We came to many good decisions on absolutely nothing", smiled Mr. Mugabe

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