Space tourist, Paris Hilton was allegedly caught on camera in a hot and steamy session with baldy babe Britney Spears at George W Bush's robot farm in Texas.
The video, leaked onto popular website loadzafuzzyvideoclipz.con, allegedly shows the two nymphos playfully stroking each other before stripping away their leather catsuits and having full blown sex.
"Thats a goddamned lie ", said a random man walking down the street, "um, what are we talking about again?".
Getting back to the story, the clip, which is recorded on a primitive pin hole camera type device, can only be viewed by those willing to pay a $370 subscription fee and residing in Ohio.
"This is the hottest, fuzziest, badly dubbed video you are gonna see all this week", said Loadszafuzzyvideoclipz owner Bobby Makebelieve, "grab it now before it's too late.