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Thursday, 30 August 2007

image for Kanye West to be immortalised in chocolate poo
Tasty chocolate treats

Rapper Kanye West took his love of chocolate poo to new heights when he became the new face of Hershey's Doo-Doo range of chocolate treats.

Described as a "symphony of sweet textures encased in a lucious dog faeces shell", DOO-DOO will hit store shelves in all states in the US, except Ohio, due to it's harsh laws against representations of sh*t.

Kanye West's image will adorn each packet. The images were taken by reknowned photographer Mario Testino. "Working with Kanye and the sh*tty chocolate bars was like working with Princess Diana", said a testy Testino.

"My mama would be proud to see my face on a packet of chocolate sh*t. Nobody makes chocolate like Hershey. It's an American Icon. Just like me", West boasted, "I've ordered her a box of them for her birthday next month".

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