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Friday, 31 August 2007

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Experts agree that they do not agree that global warming is mostly caused by humans.

HAMBURG, GERMANY (AP Newsliar) A recent survey conducted to gage the opinions of climate researchers reveals there is now consensus on the fact that there is no consensus on the question of whether global warming is predominantly caused by human activity.

The study was led by Dr. Hans Offaher, a leading climate researcher at the University of Hamburg. Says Dr. Offaher: "Zis study proovs zat ve cannot claim zer iz conzensus on ze topic of anthropozentric global varming. Zer iz now conzensus that zer iz no conzensus."

The survey's findings are being challenged by groups such as Greenpeace, WWF, and others, who claim that there is consensus on anthropocentric global warming but no consensus that there is consensus. A third group, Skeptics for Honest and Intelligent Thinking (SHIT), has stated that a new study is needed to determine whether there is consensus that there is consensus that there is no consensus.

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