Unwell Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has hired noisy dance troupe Stomp as personal bodyguards.
"Fidel likes loud noise and we're very noisy", said one Stomp member, "when he's feeling up to it he even straps on a couple of trash can lids and bashes out the beats".
Stomp have been performing together for a number of years and even did their unique stage show during the Academy Awards interval a few years back.
Castro, who is described as a hot Latin lover with a penchant for collecting teddy bears, has been cuban dictator for almost 50 years."Fidel likes to dance", said his doctor Senor Juan Fernandez, "when he dances he is happy. And when Fidel is happy the country is happy!".