Plastic faced Holocaust denier, Michael Jackson has opened a child-minding center right in the heart of Beverly Hills. "It's for deprived rich kids", squealed Jackson, "it's a place where they can come and play and each room has a special door and I'll be waiting behind it if they get too close."
The "Michael Jackson Little People Adventure Center" has twenty playrooms each themed on a Michael Jackson album. "For instance", say's Jacko, "we have the Thriller area. Now thats a lot of fun". Staff have been reluctacnt to invite the media to view the "BAD" themed nursery room.
Donny Osmond has already taken his kids to the center. "Michael's a friend", smiled Osmond as he kept an eagle eyed watch on a slightly ajar door near his kids.