Following the arrest this week of a Nineteen year old Nazi Flapjack, a cell of Ginger Nut biscuits is now planning world domination.
The biscuits, a sweet treat favoured by everyone with strong teeth have a long history of unrest. They have cells all over the place, and with strong-holds in most cupboards, supermarkets, and student housing, they pose a massive threat to the world at large.
With an imminent threat from Slugs in our gardens, this is all we need in our homes. We spoke to a Soldier about the threat that they posed to society.
'Ginger nut biscuits pose no threat, as long as we have tea, Ginger nut biscuits have a natural enemy in being dunked. No sir, they pose no threat, but I would suggest that we start to pay heed to the warnings we have recently received about yoghurt'.