Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: ginger, Biscuits

Sunday, 26 August 2007

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We also have no idea of the threat posed by bread

Following the arrest this week of a Nineteen year old Nazi Flapjack, a cell of Ginger Nut biscuits is now planning world domination.

The biscuits, a sweet treat favoured by everyone with strong teeth have a long history of unrest. They have cells all over the place, and with strong-holds in most cupboards, supermarkets, and student housing, they pose a massive threat to the world at large.

With an imminent threat from Slugs in our gardens, this is all we need in our homes. We spoke to a Soldier about the threat that they posed to society.

'Ginger nut biscuits pose no threat, as long as we have tea, Ginger nut biscuits have a natural enemy in being dunked. No sir, they pose no threat, but I would suggest that we start to pay heed to the warnings we have recently received about yoghurt'.

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