Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: School, Cows

Friday, 24 August 2007

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Go on, take the chalk and draw

In Idaho, Daisy, a nine month old fresian cow made history by being the first cow to heifer draw on a blackboard.

Speaking on Daisy's behalf a spokesman said: "This is quite unbelievable. At only 9 months old, Daisy is drawing at the level of a fourth grader. If we knew Cows we really this intelligent, as Daisy has only helped to prove, we would never have wasted them in filling up our beef burgers. If we had known this before, then maybe the world would be a better place."

Maybe having three stomachs and a lot of time to kill makes living creatures more intelligent. We cannot ask Daisy, as an hour ago the truck came to pick her up for the abattoir.

When asked for further explanations, Daisy was heard to udder: "moooooooooooooo"

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