Tokyo, Japan - (Ass Mess): Japanese Prime Monster Shinzo Abe was said to be shocked and dismayed today after receiving what fellow politicians have dubbed "the strongest hint to date" about his administration: a postal package containing two fingers.
"Somebody taking piss!" was the unofficial line as forensic police were called in to examine the parcel amid rumors that political activist Yoshihiro Tanjo was responsible for the gesture.
"This is true digital protest," political sources said.
In recent weeks there has been a strong dissident movenemt in the country protesting against Abe's refusal to visit a war shrine commemorating the 62nd anniversary of Japan's surrender in World War II.
Many Japanese feel that the shrine also etoilates their country's convicted war criminals, whose descendants have enjoyed cushy government sincecures for the last 60 years.
Tokyo police said this afternoon that Tanjo will be charged with intimidation of a government official.
"Thank God this was not sex-offender protest," Japanese activist sources said today.
"Severing two fingers bad enough. But something more substanial like penis or scrotum could have rammed home different message!"