Washington D.C. (The Lies) - India and Japan are set to take on China as the world's next super power. Jealousy and envy are rife within the ranks of both parliaments as China records record growth in discount shops.
In a move made last Wednesday both countries have partnered up leaving China with Taiwan and North Korea. Set to become the world's most powerful partnership they have decided to boycott the entire Chinese population of 1.34 billion, an impossible task akin to getting out of a Chinese finger trap.
A shocking move the UN has been called to break up the fight. Useless as they maybe the UN has stopped the outbreak of World War III for the next five years through the use of careful diplomacy and bribes. With the world teetering on the outbreak of a Asian war, a spokesman for the Japanese Prime Minister only had this to say; "We are sick and tired of being behind China's big arse. They continually sell cheaper and inferior products but still get all the trade. We will become the most powerful countries on earth by 2010, or we'll nuke China. Either way democracy wins."
Tensions have built up over the past few years between China and India as they continue to make more cheap stuff, faster and more efficiently. Differences between the citizens have been no different with each side calling each other names like "curry-muncher" and "noodle-soup" respectively.
With the partnership set to cause World War III our economic commentator only had this to say;
"China, India and Japan are set to become the USA and Russia of the 21st century. China masquerades as Russia loses, collapses and becomes the world's biggest hole, India and Japan masquerade as the USA and become the most powerful nations the world has every seen, arrogant and up themselves they are our future leaders."
Chang Wang Dong, Shot dead, Treason.