Quebec, Canada (IP) - Canada and Mexico will trade places. All of the Canadians will head south and cross the United States and while they do that the Mexicans will head north and enter Canada.
The exchange will provide relief from the heat to Canadians and the Mexicans will be able to cool off in Canada. The Canadians will get a nice tan and the Mexicans will take on a lighter shade.
Merchants in the United States will benefit from all of the traffic generated by the exchange. Neither group is known for its ability to drive very well and American police will get plenty of over time (as if they already don't).
The Canadians are being advised not to drink the water in Mexico and the Mexicans are being told not to eat the yellow ice.