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Thursday, 23 August 2007

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Wow! What a man-bear!

MOSCOW (Beloglazov News Agency) - Russian Federation President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin recently performed a topless photo shoot while fishing as part of an up-and-coming Women's Interest Calendar entitled "Men of the Kremlin".

During the playful exhibition in the mountains of southern Siberia, Mr. Putin looked quite at home with a coy expression that suggested, "You like to look at my flabby six-pack and barrel-chested man-bear body, don't you? (I know, because I like to look at myself in the mirror a lot too.)"

The whimsical former-KGB official is expected to appear in the soft-nude calendar as 'Mr. January', 'Mr. March' and 'Mr. September' (this is to ensure that he marks the first month of all possible versions of the Russian calendar).

Although Putin is ineligible for re-election, a future in mixed martial arts is believed to be in the works.

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