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Wednesday, 22 August 2007

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Hello.................Oh God, it's them again

Senators in America have agreed with a 90% majority to remove the letter U from the Alphabet. They said in a statement released to the press

'America, as of today, will no longer recognise the letter U. Nobody will be allowed to use the letter U anymore. This is not done for Humor, but more for our Honor. The Letter U has never shown any respect for creed, religion or Color, and now we will show it no respect. U as a letter will be removed from the Alphabet. It will be replaced with a Symbol that means nothing, so now W will be known as double the Symbol that means nothing'.

When the st*pidity of this s*ggestion was pointed o*t to them, the American Press ignored *s, warned *s that they still had the n*clear deterrent, and that we could take o*r concerns to the *nited nations.

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