Written by Offmechops

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Topics: Poo, Cats, Coffee

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Coffee made from cat droppings has become an instant hit in Indonesia.

This stuff is very rare and can cost up to £40 for 450g.

Basically Civet cats eat the coffee berries and partially digest them. They then poo them out and gatherers have to go looking for the poop because these cats are wild.

Speaking to one of the gatherers yesterday he commented that it was a painstaking business. 'Following these cats around looking for their poo, which by the way smells incredible, is very tiresome. We only get paid the basic wage of 30p per day too.'

'I've never tasted the stuff but it's supposed to be extremely bitter.'

You can buy the coffee while stocks last at Horrods, and Sparks and Mencer.

If anyone has tasted this 'shit' please get in touch with the newsdesk.

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