Australia, Melbourne (Asian Federation) - John Law was at it again today, describing all Asian drivers as small, angry people who have trouble keeping their eyes open.
The controversial radio host has once again pushed to far and faces series reprisals over the following months from various minorities. Declaring him self a "realist/racist", like Pauline Hanson, he described himself as a "victim of circumstance", blaming his old age for his "public dim sim spit".
The remarks were made by the "racist old geezer" as stated by the Asian Federation against geezers (AFAG), during a routine viewer call in with a avid Chinese listener called "Helen".
Complaining about the hidden fees that come with using a tollway, John Law (unprovoked, and slightly senile) went into a racist rant where eyewitness claimed he started to yell out racist remarks, following to laugh manically. He then went on to faint afterwards with AFAG stating that "he forgot to take his medication that day".
With calls from all over Melbourne (especially Chinatown) for a public shaming, AFAG has stepped in with an ultimatum; "He is free to take all the Prozac, ecstasy and alcohol he wants, but we won't let his depressed and inflated ego damage the Asian stereotype."