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Saturday, 18 August 2007

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"Who gives a f*ck"

Washington - Scottish President, Gordon Brown met with US President, George W Bush, for a meeting to further cement the special relationship between the two nations; however difficulties arose because of Bush's use of strong language.

Brauny Glaswegian Brown,71, being unused to such words as "Pissed", "Fanny" and "Crap" lashed out at Bush giving him a "Glasgow kiss" and calling him a "c*nt".

In a press conference later the two presidents appeared to have settled the difference but Brown was quoted as saying he could not trust a country who wore only pants in public.

Diplomats work behind the scenes to calm worsening relations.

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