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Monday, 13 August 2007

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Ding Dong Ding

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Karl Rove announced today that he is leaving his job as Bush's advisor and has decided to join a Mexican Hare Krishna group. He says he has done enough damage and now wants to make amends.

He has decided to shave his head and will grow a pony tail from one small spot on the back of his head. He will then don the salmon colored Hare Krishna robe and he will be off to the Atlanta airport to chant, ring bells, sell incense, and panhandle for spare change. He also will change his name to Karlos Rovez in order to better identify with his fellow Mexican Krishna clan.

Karlos began singing this song to the tune of Ferre Jaques:

    "Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna,
    Ding Dong Ding
    Ding Dong Ding
    Mi nombre is Karlos Rovez!"

"No, No, that eez not how ju seeng deez song," cried out his Mexican mentor shaking his head in frustration.

Karl seemed a bit confused and frustrated also. "Maybe I can get a spot on Viagara commercials or run for president or something" he said. Maybe I can become the next president of Costa Rica. He looked up and there before him were the Golden Arches. That was the sign he had been looking for. Without saying another word he was gone.

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